OK, we were basically kidding about Bush being gay. Sure, he likes to play dress-up and hug shut-ins and he seems to have a daddy fixation, but we didn't believe he had actually fucked anyone in the ass -- besides, you know, the poor. We are, however, starting to wonder, because he clearly really likes guys. This is from Bush's interview with Brit Hume last January:

HUME: How do you get your news?

BUSH: I get briefed by Andy Card and Condi in the morning. They come in and tell me. In all due respect, you've got a beautiful face and everything. [Emphasis added]

And it isn't even true!

An Exclusive Interview With President Bush [FoxNews.com]
Brit Hume [FoxNews.com]
Bush v. Clarke [Wonkette]